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Posted 2 days ago with 174 notes

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Miles Morales in Spider-Man (2019) #16 & #17!

Posted 4 days ago with 121 notes

incorrect-hs-quotes:

apocalypseArisen [AA] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 18:12 —

AA: This conversation is related to a Doordash order.

AA: haha

TT: ?

AA: *photo of a bitten chicken tender*

AA: i take a bite :)

TT: bro what

Posted 6 days ago with 1258 notes
it’s hard to put your trust in those who’ve betrayed it

ricemilk413:

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blood in under the cut

Keep reading

Posted 6 days ago with 123516 notes

fantastic-mister-bugbug:

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tilthat:

TIL, Calvin Klein’s cologne ‘Obsession’ can draw big cats like Tigers, Jaguars etc from as far as half a mile, who then proceed to taking long sniffs and cuddling against the source, savouring the smell much longer than they savour even their meals

via reddit.com

not the cougar i thought I’d attract but I’ll take it

My friend is doing fieldwork in Costa Rica and she informed me that if they want herbivores to stay out on an area for research, they spray Obsession around the area and I thought it was hilarious and made an incredibly specific niche meme that I never thought I’d be able to post

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Posted 6 days ago with 88947 notes

trinitite-princess:

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bastardcircus:

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

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THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

naughty rodents go into the i c i n g c o n e

Posted 6 days ago with 274851 notes

filthychonga-deactivated2019120:

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wraithandsaint:

it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

Posted 6 days ago with 180 notes

gokupowers:

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KNIGHT OF TIME & SEER OF LIGHT

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